Teresamycin ; To Revolutionize Medical World

Ref: St Teresa Months Away After Pope Miracle Stamp

Great news, all hospitals, pharmacies, clinics, around the globe will shut down because of a new discovery. Pope (Chief Converter) has discovered that wearing a locket with the picture of Mother Teresa can cure any disease in the world.

He is therefore going to declare her as a saint, as this is a super miracle. Mankind has discovered the greatest cure ever found, simply wear a locket with Teresa’s picture and lo behold all diseases vanish ! Simplest, cheapest cure ever discovered.

Naturally all hospitals, five star hospitals, clinics, pharmacies will have to shut down. Doctors can enter into locket making business. Nurses can sell them. All missionary hospitals will shut down and instead become Locket Distribution Centers.

Where are our so called Rationalists ? Why is nobody not making any noise about this greatest superstition of 2015 ? All politicians are silent, award returnees have nothing left to return.

Great new medicine will be marketed as Teresamycin