Disowning the Creator

published on June 28, 2010

By Synonymous

In a surprise development recently, one of the most extremist organizations in Kerala declared virtual ‘bastardship’ without any shame and sorrow. The current foster father (he calls himself the Emir!!!) categorically ruled out any connection or loyalty of the organization to its Pakistani father, who is well known for his advocacy of the ‘Rule of God’. The Paki father had not recognized any man-made national boundaries & constitutions and was adamant on establishing a system of direct rule by the unknown Creator. He started his pet organization only with that purpose in mind and its Indian cousin was also doing all that it can to establish such a Kingdom of God in India for the ultimate universal Ummah union. But their decision to directly participate in the coming elections upset the Communist godfathers. The mess that followed has now ended up in ‘bastardom’.

In the God’s Own Country, everyone is now preparing for the Assembly elections in 2011. Catholic church has been attempting to get all their sheep together and they have successfully brought two of the prominent shepherds together. One is an expert in encroaching more grazing grounds and the other in stretching and scratching everyone into the flock. If sheep could get together, how can crows be allowed to fly astray? Thus began the secret meetings between the brothers and cousins of Iqbal’s Muslim League. But their head covers were not sufficient to hide them from public gaze and the brothers ditched the cousins publicly sooner than expected. Disowning the common father is always an option to erase all relationships, but nobody thought that the radically religious organization would degenerate to such a low level. But that is exactly what they did in no time.

Now the real Creator is wonderstruck. If such radical organizations can disown their earthly creators with such ease, how can He himself be assured of any following in the long run? The Paradise might end up completely empty with no one willing to volunteer suicide bombings and killing non-believers in thousands.  What will He do with all the virgins, wine and fruits?  He may have to think out of the box to solve the coming occupancy problem. People are getting more and more used to iPods, iPhones and iPads. Very soon, many of the jihad volunteers will be demanding mobiles and laptops along with the virgins. But is there internet in the Paradise ? Attraction of a mere Paradise is waning. He will definitely need the cunningness, crookedness and Solidarity of the earthly Emirs and their Madhyamams to keep the flock together.

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