Which is the ONLY communal party in India ?

via Synonymous published on March 22, 2009
It is a billion vote question now – name the one and only communal party in Indian politics? In the 15th
‘Kone Banega Pradhan Mantri’ contest that is going to take place in
April’09, if you can correctly identify the party and vote for its
candidates India will be a safe place to live in for the next five
years. And if you cannot, better be prepared for the consequences. And
some of the dire consequences will be as follows:-


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Bomb blasts every three months, with a guaranteed=2
0death of minimum 50 Hindus and maiming of 100 more


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Constitutional amendment
to define MINORITES as all Muslims, Christians and possibly the current
list of ST and OBCs. All MINORITY students will be eligible for one
scholarship or another


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Constitutional amendment to give first right of all natural resources to MINORITIES


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Compulsory
enforcement of Shariah law a
nd Roman law for Civil affairs of Muslims and Christians respectively.
Saudi and Vatican consulates will be set up in every district for
handling civil cases relating to the first citizens of India 


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Nationalisation of all Hindu places of worship.  Income from all temples, after bare minimum running expenses, will be added to National income in the annual budget


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Winding up of all Wakf Boards and handing over existing assets to the local Mahl committees


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Churches
of all denominations will come directly under their foreign masters and
will be administered by them or their Indian representatives


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A compulsory annual grant of Rs 1 crore to each and every Mosque and Church for their maintenance and development


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Replacement of Mahatma ‘fake’ Gandhi with  Feroz ‘real’ Gandhi as the Father of Italian India


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Installation of a bust of Afzal Guru, the living idol of Indian parliamentary democracy, inside the Indian parliament. This will be followed by similar installations of Kasab and Maadani inside Maharashtra and Kerala assemblies respectively (with due respect)


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Dismantling of India ’s nuclear arsenal and distribution to its ‘friendly’ neighbours Pakistan and Bangladesh


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Complete
renunciation of any claim whatsoever on any part of Kashmir . India may
also consider giving $ 100 million as Regret Money for ‘occupation’ so
far


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Amendment of the Representation Act to ban the ONLY communal party
 
The
choice is ours. It is definitely one of the last chances for all the
Hindus of India. If some among us still cherish dreams of a Secular
Socialist Republic of India, then only GOD can save us from extinction. 

 

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