Rahul Gandhi’s ridiculous anti-national firmans: Subramanian Swamy

published on November 10, 2007

Statement of Dr. Subramanian Swamy, President of the Janata Party.

The nation is today watching with consternation the series of ridiculous firmans being issued by Mr. Rahul Gandhi to Congress Party workers.

First, Mr. Gandhi told the Congress that growing opium must be made more profitable by the Finance Ministry by fixing a higher price for the poppy crop. Opium can quickly be converted to heroin, which destroys the health of it’s consumer, besides promoting crime.

Second, Mr. Gandhi told the CWC that there is nothing wrong in abandoning Khadar cloth, which hitherto was compulsory for the Congress Party workers. Little did he realize that Khadi Gram Udyog, which still provides employment to lakhs of the ‘aam aadmis’ for whom Congress leaders shed tears in public, would be destroyed by his firman and lakhs would become unemployed.

Third, Mr. Gandhi informed the CWC that to drink ‘a peg or two’ of alcholic liquor is nothing wrong. This would naturally boost the liquor industry, and in turn corner future investments from essential goods sector, on the market principle of investments chasing high profits, thereby creating a shortage of essential commodities for the ‘aam aadmi’.

It would therefore now be appropriate for Mr. Gandhi to add two more firmans for completeness.

Fourth, it is not wrong for a Congress worker or leader to get married to a Colombian girl holding Venezuelan passport anonymously in the island of Tenerife in Canary Islands, and not tell the public about it, even if the girl is a daughter of a heroin peddler.

Fifth, there is nothing wrong for a Congress worker to keep a foreign passport, especially Italian under a modified spelling of one’s own name for use in emergencies and for anonymous foreign travel to obscure places like Cayman Island for banking operations, and purchasing Participatory Notes on hawala laundered funds.

This Five Point Programme of Mr. Rahul Gandhi then can replace all the 4-20 programmes of the party of his mother.

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