If you cross the border illegally……

via HK published on March 1, 2011

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get kidnapped and may be never heard of again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get. branded as a spy and your fate sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get thrown into a political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally, you get arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence.

Now ….. if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get …..

1. A ration card

2. A passport ( even more than one – if you please ! )

3. A driver’s licence

4. A voter identity card

5. Credit cards

6. A Haj subsidy

7. Job reservation

8. Special privilages for minorities

9. Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your ” cause ”

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country !

15. And of-course ….. voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes !

Hats off to …..

A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force.

C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors
staying here.

D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system.

E. The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the
dangers to their own country.

F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an
era, when human beings were human beings.

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