Lies, damn lies, statistics and Sibal

The CAG, which is supposed to be a body of professionals in accounts and audits has given a figure. Lawyer Sibal tweaks this into “Zero”.

Arithmetically speaking any figure multiplied by zero becomes zero. Perhaps Sibal has read and retained this 3-Rs Gem in his legally-buggered brain, and Bent it like Einstein.

Applying our very deprived aam aadmi Hindu mind, we think that if you ‘rithmetically deployed the averaging, mean finding rule, and added 0 +1.76 lakh crores and divided by number two, the resultant figure would still be 0.88 lakh crores – not something to be farted away into the Ionosphere with KGB (Russian, not ex-CJI), Q, Volckar, Leopold and CWG loot.

Even Pawar’s Sugar and Onion Robberies cannot come anywhere within line-of-sight. Applying q.e.d to his discovery, Sibal says (alleged to have said) “We are not here to protect or defend anyone.”

Quite right – THEY are all here to protect and defend that ONLY ONE. And her son of course.

The brits have a name for Sibal – shyster.

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