Rules were bent to kick Thomas up & into Dilli

We understand from Dilli Sarkarsmachhar sources that the Crusader Party of India bent rules at the behest of the Kairali Sect of Christianity to move Palmoleined Thomas to Dilli. A flexible crook of any christian brand is always welcome at the Commanding Heights, and he is not the first one to be kicked upstairs instead of into jail, though Thomas case is a ground-breaker.

We are told that no IASwala can be posted at the level of Joint Secretary and Up unless he has a minimum of THREE Years experience of working in the rarified atmosphere of the Dilli Sarcar. When the Palmolein drums broke threatening to submerge the government Thomachen had zero experience of any Dilli posting. So the Rules where waived by a special Gazette notification, PMO Minute, GO, NGO or some other fiat, hukum or Noor-rawnee writ, and Transfer and Posting order issued. No looking back after that – Vigilance followed Spectrum postings. Maybe he will be elevated to President or Governor next.

From all records, Thomas was the ONLY One to benefit under the Relaxed Rules, no other nieces or nephews so favoured till date. Must be another Law like those allowing aliens to Vote, steal Tax Money and run away to Rome.

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