Congressi Haircut

While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, you are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
Pranab shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber,

‘’Are you and agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Congress Ministers about
Swiss Bank and Black money issues?

Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money,
Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily;
that’s why I go on asking.

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