Have I got this Right?

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

      
    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
     
    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
     
    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
     
    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
     
    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    IF YOU ENTER BRITAIN ILLEGALLY YOU WILL ARRESTED, PROSECUTED AND SEND TO PRISON AND DEPORTED

      
    IF YOU  ARE A MUSLIM AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE INDIAN  BORDER  YOU GET A, RATION CARD, VOTER IDENTIFICATION, PASSPORT, HAJ SUBSIDY,  JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, IDENTITY CARD, JOB RESERVATION, SPECIAL PRIVILEGES,  CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN NEW DELHI AND VOTING RIGHTS.